Con your way into a scholarship. Sleep with your professors. Crash a closed course. Sell your organs for beer money. Get textbooks for free. And more... This book has schooled its readers before...but not like this. This guide is a full-scale assault on the ivory towers of academia, teaching students ...
'Blondes Prefer Gentlemen' is the fictional diary of an innocent young English girl, who has live with her cousin Prudence since she became a 'complete orphan'.
Sure, kids may say and do the darndest things, but concerned parents definitely take it to a whole other level. While these moms and dads certainly mean well, it's hard for doctors not to scratch their heads. Downright bizarre and wildly entertaining, When Parents Worry is the perfect way to celebrate the quirks of parenthood.
Revenge. It's a basic human instinct. It may not be admirable but it does feel great. In this book, you will find everything you need to exact merciless retribution upon anyone.
In the back of my rough book, I wrote a list of hurdles I needed to overcome in order to meet Luke and some of his friends for an almost-date type situation. Writing the list had the added advantage of making me look really busy and productive in the lesson. This list includes: get Poppy to invite Jez; ...
A collection of more than 140 colour photographs by Arne Svenson of toys that have been chewed and eviscerated - literally 'loved to pieces' - by enthusiastic cats and dogs. As with their hugely popular book Sock Monkey which developed into an all-out Sock Monkey craze boasting toys, cards, posters and ...
In Postcard From The Past, Tom Jackson has gathered a collection of the funniest, weirdest and most moving real messages from the backs of old postcards.
This book is specifically written to help those pooing on the job, but the lessons are universal. This humorous book is designed to help improve every aspect of your life, from success in your career to a satisfying sex life, from health and fitness to simply earning a bit of extra cash.
Grandmas have deservedly attracted thousands of amazing quotes, thoughts and observations. This anthology features contributions from the deeply philosophical to the wonderfully humorous.
From logging your important milestones, argument scorecards and 'Which romcom would your relationship be?' to in-jokes, design your own love heart sweets and the Meatloaf Test (just what would you do for love?).
Motherhood is a precious, joy-filled thing... at least it is when the kids are asleep! At any other time it's the toughest job in the world, a round-the-clock battle that would reduce a hardened soldier to tears. This is a collection of photos from the front line of parenting. It celebrates the trials and tribulations of moms everywhere.
Features ways to keep your mind from wandering when you are stuck in a ten-mile tailback on the M4, a 2,000-person deep queue at Terminal 4, or as you wait for yet another bus. This book features drawings that are part-completed, giving you ideas to sketch and have fun with by yourself or with friends.
192 pages of pearls of parenting wit and wisdom, including shit baby names to avoid, as well as facts, stats, tricks, hacks, quotes, quips and wisecracks all about the most underpaid and underappreciated job in the world: parenthood.
